Saturday, December 13, 2008


Have you ever wondered what to buy someone, for Chanukah? Well now you don't have to look any further. Introducing the latest in modern technology...... The Kosher Phone. Years of modelling, and enhancing this scientific achievement, have come through for the average man. Previously used by the army in the gulf war! Equipped with nothing but what you actually need! It has no camera or text messaging abilities! One scientist who worked on this said "It took us five years (1984-1989) to develop this. Who knows what limits mankind can reach with this?" No more complicated phones. This is simple, and easy to use.

Get up to date with technology, and get The "new" Kosher Phone.

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7 people gave their 2 cents:

NotaGeek! said...

No web browser either.... Or e-mail..
And it's endorsed by today's leading rabbinical authorities..

Mikeinmidwood said...

The Amish are adopting it too, seems like they hold it isnt an electronic.

Anonymous said...

I had the first model. It had some bugs, such as the tin can hurting after a while and the string not being long enough for real long distance calls.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Frum Punk

I remember those first models. They were the best. I don't think the new model, can ever match it.

Ookamikun said...

Now comes in up to 4 shades of black.

Ookamikun said...

I just had an awesome idea!
Voice changer so that guys don't get excited listening to girl's voice!

Mikeinmidwood said...


lol. It comes with the staticky voice standard.