Tuesday, January 20, 2009

AND WHERE IS THE MESSIAH?

So its about 9 hours since Obama and co. have taken control. I am wondering, where is the messiah everyone promised? Wasn't Obama supposed to be who everyone said is going to try to destroy the Jews, and cause tht bringing of the messiah?...... I'm still waiting (tick tock, tick tock, tick tock).

What ever happened to the war in 7 seconds ending all threat to Jews? What ever happened to the Kabbalist who said Obama is the threat? What happened to the Zohar that said, when Yishmael, or was it Canaan, (seems like people don't know how to look up a Zohar) rules the world that's when its time for Messiah. What happened to the 7 p'esukim in Navi, that talk about Messiah, spelling out Obama's name somehow. What happened to all those frummies, predicting that Obama is bringing the destruction, and saying were moving out of America and into Williamsburg. You know what, nothing and the ones who say this probably don't even believe it themselves! because all of these "proofs" are made up by people who were to afraid of a BLACK guy becoming our president.

My friend is real believer in this Obama Messiah stuff (hes afraid too, or really brainwashed). He showed me the first posuk in Vezot Habrachah, saying "look it says Obama's name here" I said "If you pick and choose enough letters, then you can spell anything". So he took the Bais of the word Habracha, the Raish of the word Asher, and the Chaf of the word Beirach, and supposedly spelled Barack in Hebrew. I told him "First Barack isn't spelled like that its with a Kuf at the end, and second, you picked those letters for no specific reason, just that you thought you could spell Barack! you are picking and choosing" So he says Okay fine its says it here". He shows me the word Beirach (Bais, Raish, Chaf) and says that's were its says it, now it has an order". So I laughed and said "You spelled it the same way! again! wrong! and another thing, why would this posuk refer to MMessiah and Obama bringing him, it has nothing to do with Messiah!" I told him to come back with better proof.

So I'm still waiting for Messiah to come riding in on the democratic donkey. better yet, I am waiting for a real proof he is coming on the democratic donkey. I guess everyone is going to be disappointed come the end of Barack's term(s) and Messiah doesn't come (at least because of Obama he doesn't).

15 people gave their 2 cents:

frum single female said...

love this post

Mikeinmidwood said...

Frum Single Female

Thanks.

Dina said...

Am so with you in disappointment. Now, whom shall we sue?

Moshe said...

The elders of zion were able to forestall the destruction of the world by surrounding Obama with the 7 puppetmasters.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Dina

Your the lawyer, who is the best target.

Moshe

No,no,no,no, Its the elders of zion losing people to the other side.

Moshe said...

Dude, those 7 are hidden kabbalists and they've been placing wards all over the white house.

Mikeinmidwood said...

LOL! I was just timing myself to see how long I can hold my breath, then I read your comment. I laughed so hard I lost it.

frumskeptic said...

this was def a good post.

I want the anointed one to bring the Messiah!!!!!!!!!!!


All Hail Barack Obama.

Barack the magic negroe... ;)

Anonymous said...

You're all nuts, nobody can speculate the coming of mashiach. there's many different prophecies and any one of them could be what is going to happen, depending on the jews behavior, are we going to wake up or not? Are you we going to just sit and guess mashiach and blame obama or continue learning and davening. The world crisis is steepening just to get you that message.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Frumskeptic

Everyone says he can magically change this economy and America. We are blessed to have this Magic Negroe. lol.

Anon

Please stick your hand in places that you can understand.

Mikeinmidwood said...

I mean head not hand

sam the organizing man said...

y'know mike, thats what i said when obama started to run

Mikeinmidwood said...

Sam The Organizing Man

So where is the Messiah

~LadyE~ said...

I think it's funny/ironic how he found Obama's name in v'zos habracha. Someone who disagrees with your friend could say that this just proves that Obama is the bracha, lol.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Lady E

Lol. yeah thats the idea.