Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WERE GOING OVERBOARD.

This product claims to make things chametz free, because that's its name "chametz free". It uses plastic covers for door handles, faucets, cabinets, and anything else that has handles. As you can see on your picture to the right on the bottom, there is a doorknob with a cover on it, as I said before it claims to make things chametz free. Now why would you need to have your doorknobs chametz free?!!!!!!........ ! Your cabinets I can barely understand, and thats if they are in the kitchen. Faucets I don't understand, at all, because you can kosher a metal faucet, and its normal to do so. So why do you need them? the answer is, you don't, that's right you don't. Its all a conspiracy to get people to buy these stupid products, and this wasn't even made by Kosher Innovations. And that's bad, because now you will have two stupid companies fighting to come up with even stupider inventions, and us, the people will have to buy them because we may not be frum enough with out it. And it will all end up with a shadchan asking if you put covers on your doorknobs for Pesach, to determine if you are holy enough to be dealt with.

Yes we are going overboard, and somebody save us.





7 people gave their 2 cents:

Michelle said...

LOL - never saw this!

Whatever you do, don't show these to my mom- because my kitchen would be full of em.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Michelle

A trip to Moishes supermarket and she'll find them, better not let her go there.

Moshe said...

I prefer foil, it makes the whole house nice and shiny.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Moshe

Do you put foil in your microwave?

Moshe said...

Of course not. That would be silly.

Note to self for next year. While a microwave is called an oven, it's not a good idea to kasher it with a blow torch as one would kasher a regular oven.

frumskeptic said...

MIM, If you're out of food on pesach and are to lazy to shop, you may have an unsatiable desire to LICK your door knob. What if it has chometz on it. These things are totally normal!

lol

Mikeinmidwood said...

Frum Skeptic

Thanks for sympathizing with me.