Tuesday, August 26, 2008

HAVEIL HAVALIM #1

Finally A Formal Post

Babysitter: A blog on babysitting and handling children. Usually gets into the psychology of children or parents in different actions. And at this very moment the babysitter is on a streak of "rights".

A Frum Punk: Made his way too New York recently and writes about meeting up with Child Ish Behavior and going out for somethings he couldn't finish. On his blog he will remind you constantly that he ain't from the flatbush area and that things go differently near him.

Frum In South Florida: Writes about her love/obsession with cats and other animals including mythical.

Frum Female: Is talking about her experiences with a big problem for Jews.

Frum Skeptic: Is comparing the Jewish ghetto to that of the Communist Russia. Also writes about things that have weird reasons and aren't logical for example men wearing sunglasses.

Insanity Now Serenity Later: Is showing how animals act when drunk (funny video).

Its UnbeLipable: Writes about Lipa Shmeltzer. and the site is the ultimate fan base for Lipa.

Its The End Of The World......-Syndrome: Is a new blogger and has been writing about bloggers and commenter's mostly.

Jacob Da Jew: Likes to write a piece of his mind on almost all Jewish topics the latest being Techi'yas Hamaesim (revival of the dead).


Jewish Comedy: Is in Israel and Turkey speaking for Nefesh B'nefesh. Also he did a stand up ranting (which wasn't :,( filmed). As for what he usually does is write a lot of funny things in the Frum community.

Lion Of Zion: Is your source for the correct way to lein with all the ta'amim. He also puts up news from Israel.

Material Maidel: Talks about some controversial topics.

Mikeinmidwood: Is writing this post and is having a hard time putting in all the links. Also is hoping for a better review some time later with more blogs.

Not Just Typical: Is praising his shul on its diversity. As always is making us laugh (or at least me) with random funniness.

As for all the rest of you I missed maybe its because I just didnt find much about you or you have left the blogging seen for good (the posting part). I really shouldnt have made a whole post on blogs if I dont know that many. Anyone agree?

113 people gave their 2 cents:

Child Ish Behavior said...

My suggestions (and i hope they make you laugh)

I don't know if the laws of plagiarism apply to blogs but suffice it to say that there is already a Hevel Havalim out there somewhere. Though I don't think it is as good as yours. I think they are up to #4134 already.

Then again I was never a fan of intellectual property rights anyway. You're entitled to your vanity of vanities.

Thanks for the shout out.

EndOfWorld said...

Hey, my blog's address is
endofworldsyndrome.blogspot.com

your link doesnt take me there.

thanks for the review. pretty thorough-thorough because it includes me :)

check out
http://sporadicintelligence.wordpress.com/

she's also new and awesome

sporadicintelligence said...

I was going to introduce myself, but EndOfWorld took the liberty of doing it herself, thanks.

And hello everyone!

The Babysitter said...

MikeInMidwood: I'm honored once again to be the first, Thanx so much! You did a great job with the description. That was too funny how you put in the part of the "streak of rights".

Moshe: I didn't realize you posted that video.

MikeInMidwood: I think that was the perfect amount of posts, you don't want 10 pages long cause then people won't be able to go through all of them. Plus you want to keep it to the ones you know, so that you don't have to wrack your brain thinking of what to write.

I Like this idea of a miniature Haveil Havalim, I think I may copy it at some point, maybe after my first year, I'll do an end of year thing looking back at the bloggers I've come upon.

Moshe said...

Bad link, my blog's blog.ookamikun.com.
I'm curious about what you would write if I didn't post that video.
Thanks for the linkage.

sporadicintelligence, since you started very recently, for the good of your readers, switch to blogger. The free wordpress doesn't let readers subscribe to comments and that is very, very annoying.

The Babysitter said...

I didn't even think to check if the link works, but since others are saying they had bad links, I checked, but it was a good link.

Moshe: looks like your asking for some reviews. I can write one up for you sometime.

Sopardic Intelligence: I agree with Moshe on that. Blogger is better to help follow up on comments.

Moshe said...

I'm just wondering about what would he say if the last post was my programming post.
I don't know why people get the free wordpress, same with livejournal. If you have a site and don't mind doing the hosting and the administration, wordpress is good, otherwise, very, very annoying.

Mikeinmidwood said...

To those who I got their hopes up when they saw the link and then when they tried it didnt work so they broke down and cried. I am sorry but your links should work now

Moshe

It would go something like this
Moshe: is a very radical blogger who doesnt like uspsand he gave us a very descriptve account on pomegranate.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Dont kow why I didnt think of that earlier.

Moshe said...

lol, I'm gonna be one of those old people who sit on their porch on a lawn chair and curse and rant at everyone who passes by. :-D

frumpunk said...

Nice little summation, guess I have been harping on about how strange I feel here.

The Babysitter said...

Moshe: nah, I don't think your gonna be like that, you have some humor in you, not just cynical, so you won't be ranting about everything when your old.

MAK said...

*chuckle* thank you, though I hope I don't harp TOO much on my love of animals.

Jacob Da Jew said...

Thanks for the link.

I would change the title from Havel Havelim, you don't want to piss off certain people :-P

"Likes to write a piece of his mind"

Isn't that something we all do as bloggers?

Anonymous said...

YO MIKE, WHATS WITH YOU AND THE BABYSITTER, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DATING OR SOMETHING? "Im honored once again to be the first..." SAVE THE $#@! YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. STOP FLIRTING ON THE $#@!&* INTERNET AND GET REAL. SHE IS THE FIRST ON EVERYTHING ON YOUR SITE, GET WITH THE *&%$#@ PROGRAM. OH AND BABYSITTER PULL THAT WEDGIE OUT ALREADY, PLEASE.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Jack Jack said...

Hey anonymous chill out and leave Mike alone

Anonymous said...

HEY JACK JACK........SHUT THE $#@! UP ALRIGHT! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR *&$#@% OPINION.

Yours Truly,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Wow, what a retard.

Moshe said...

Looks like no one asked for yours either.

Anonymous said...

HEY MOSHE WHO ASKED YOU? GO TO $#@!
GO HOME AND $#@! YOUR HUSBAND!

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Anonymous said...

OH AND I LIKE YOUR PICTURE

Sincerely Yours,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Mike, if you got his IP, I can give you an IP blocker script you can install.

Moshe said...

or just disable anonymous posting

Anonymous said...

NOT HIS IP ADDRESS YOU STUPID JERK, HIS REAL ADDRESS.

Yours Truly,
Big Dope

Anonymous said...

HEY, DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT

sam the organizing man said...

hey anonymous take a chill pill if you dont like mike then get off the site
and you dont always have to curse

Anonymous said...

YO SAM, DID I ASK YOU? DO YOU WANNA PISS FROM YOUR MOUTH? DIDN'T THINK SO! SO SHUT THE $#@& UP!

Anonymous said...

P.S. Yours Truly,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

How about you post your home address or are you a #$%#$? Phone number too.

Anonymous said...

MOSHE, BEFORE I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, SHUT THE $#@& UP ALRIGHT. AND AGAIN, NICE PICTURE MOSHE.

Yours Truly,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

So where do you live or are you too scared sitting in yo mama's basement to say?

sam the organizing man said...

y'know you dont have to be one the site

The Webman said...

Hey chill out anonymous. Go to some other site and curse there.

Moshe said...

He can't. His brain can only process so much at once. The only way he'll be able to go to another site is if his mommy turns the screen off and then turns it back on so that his brain resets.

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW WHAT MOSHE LETS SETTLE IT FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. MEET ME AT MARINE PARK AT 4:30 TODAY, OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED. AND BY THE WAY WEBMAN SHUT THE $#@% UP, OK?

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Unlike parasites like you, I actually work. Just give me your address and tell your mommy to let me in. Not to mention that with your sub-par intelligence, I highly doubt you'll be able to find Marine Park or be able to figure out when 4:30 is.

Anonymous said...

I'M ALREADY THERE JACK#@$, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOME TIME TO CALL YOUR MOMMY AND TELL HER THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE TODAY, AND TO GET YOU'RE SUIT OF ARMOR ON BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED THAT MY FIST MIGHT MESS UP YOUR FACE. OH YEH THAT'S RIGHT YOU WERE BORN WITH A MESSESD UP FACE, BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY COULDN'T PUSH YOU OUT STRAIGHT.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Anonymous said...

AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE A JOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE ALL DAY FLIRTING WITH MIKE, AND FIGHTING WITH ME?

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

You're already where? Hiding behind yo mama's skirt?

Anonymous said...

AT MARINE PARK YOU STUPID PATHETIC WASTE.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Marine Park's big. Wanna be more specific.

Anonymous said...

IN THE PARKING LOT ON AVE. U.
A PARKING LOT IS AN AREA WHERE PEOPLE PARK THERE CARS.
A CAR IS A MACHINE IN WHICH PEOPLE USE FOR TRANSPORTATION.
FOR THE REST, PURCHASE MY BOOK "HOW STUFF WORKS FOR JACKASSES" FOR ONLY $4.99. MOSHE, IF YOU CALL (800)YOU-SUCK, THAT'S (800)968-7825
NOW I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE!

Your Friend,
Big Dope

The Webman said...

you know what anonymous i'm on my way now. you got something else coming.

Anonymous said...

HEY WEBMAN STAY OUT OF IT

Sincerely,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

And walked all the way there from home while typing? Interesting.
Can you chew gum at the same time too? So is your battery still good or did you run home to your mommy already?

The Webman said...

What's wrong, you scared?

Anonymous said...

NO I'M NOT SCARED, I JUST DON'T WANT THERE TO BE SO MUCH BLOOD. AND MOSHE I TYPED EVERYTHING AT MARINE PARK. AND I STILL DON'T SEE YOU. STILL SCARED, HUH? AND TELL YOUR MOM THAT I'M PICKING HER UP AT 7:00

Yours Truly(and Moshe's future daddy),
Big Dope

Moshe said...

So for the last 2 hours you were there typing? So you're a hobo, right? Live in a cardboard box? Where you getting the electric for the laptop from?

Anonymous said...

HA! YOU'RE VERY FUNNY MOSHE, YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK CALLED, "WORLD'S LAMEST JOKES" BY: STUPID MOSHE.
OH AND MY HOUSE HAS 4 FLOORS, 10 BEDROOMS, 3 FULL BATHROOMS AND 2 HALF, A GYM AND THEATER IN MY BASEMENT, AND A HUGE BACKYARD!
SO GO BACK TO YOUR BOX AND FEEL PISSED OFF.

Your Father,
Big Dope

Mikeinmidwood said...

This sounds really funny and youre knocking my comments through the roof. can I join the fight Im in the mood for to kick some.....

Moshe said...

How cute, you saw it in a magazine you're lining your box with and what's left of your brain is hallucinating that that's where you live.

Anonymous said...

WELL ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO. IMPORTANT MEETING AT WORK, MR. TRUMP JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL. MOSHE DON'T GIVE ME A LAME JOKE 'TILL I GET BACK. SORRY MIKE I'LL FIGHT SOME MORE SOON.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Is Mr Trump the name of your pimp?

Anonymous said...

MOSHE GO BACK TO YOUR BOX AND TELL MOMMY 7:30 NOT 7:00.

Yours Truly,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

So what happened to 4:30 or are you afraid of your pimp giving you a whipping for being late?

Moshe said...

Looks like the troll has slunk away to hide under its bridge.

The Babysitter said...

Anonymous: I don't know who MikeInMidwood is, I only know him as a blogger. The other first I was referring to, was being the first one he linked to on his blog roll. Kind people deserve appreciation.

and Anonymous: just by writing symbols it doesn't mean you didn't say a bad word, so I would say watch your language.

Ok, someone has a major attitude problem. He can't be your real friend MikeInMidwood, is he?

I don't like that this anonymous person knows where Marine Park is.

MikeInMidwood: I don't think comments like these are good ones, no matter how many they are.

Moshe: I would have said don't answer back, that it takes 2 to have a fight, but I see its already too late. I missed all the action, while learning about Jewish text.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Moshe

You nailed him

Babysitter

There is no way I even know this guy.Yeah I also dont like the fact that he knows where marine park is.

Jacob Da Jew said...

Ha!

Mike,, when you get your own troll, then you're a real blogger.

Geez, 58 comments? WTF?

Nice bashing this fool, Moshe. I couldn't have done it better.

Moshe said...

*takes a bow*
I wonder who it is though. Maybe someone from FB? Good thing I had many small fixes instead of one big project, plenty of opportunity to trollbate. :-D

Child Ish Behavior said...

Wow. Offline all day and you miss all the fun and excitement.

frumskeptic said...

I love my description. :-)

Anonymous said...

YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Oh look, the mental patient is back. Do the nice men in white coats know you turned on the secretary's computer?

Moshe said...

And isn't it past your bedtime? You flushed your pills down the toilet again?

Anonymous said...

OH AND BY THE WAY MR. TRUMP IS MY EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!

Yours Truly(and Moshe's Daddy),
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Yes, yes, Mr Trump is the name of your pimp, we heard that earlier.

Anonymous said...

AND I'M YOUR FATHER. OH AND TELL YOUR MOM I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT!!!

Sincerely Yours,
Big Dope

Anonymous said...

OH AND MOSHE WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BLOG, WHAT THE $#@& IS YOUR POINT. DELETE YOUR BLOG AND END THE MISERY NOW.

Your Papa,
Big Dope

P.S. I guess that make you Little Dope!

Mikeinmidwood said...

Wow! My first troll. Dont know what to do with him I feel so accomplished that it chose my blog.
Its like some sort of hidious pet that you dont want to feed and you hope for it to die.

The Babysitter said...

and I missed the "fun" again...

I would say something, But I'm afraid to make an ayin hora, so I wont' say anything.

MAK said...

A while back I had a couple of trolls (well, one of them wasn't exactly a troll, he just kept propositioning me...I'm not sure what to call that. A stalker maybe?) Anyway, I got rid of allowing anonymous comments for a while and then when I put them back on, I had word verification. Means I get less comments, since people are easssentially lazy, trolls more than most.

sam the organizing man said...

hey anonymous if you mess with mike you're gonna have to mess with all of us

suggestion: stop now before its too late

sam the organizing man said...

mak: if mike does that it wont stop anything he'll just write big dope

Anonymous said...

HEY MIKE I ALSO WAS ON MOSHE'S HORRIBLE SITE. DON'T THINK YOU'RE SO $#@%&* SPECIAL.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Mikeinmidwood said...

Thanks for telling me now we can hit you on his site too. @$@#$#%!@#$%$&%^*^&(@@* (randomly hitting shift and and nuber keys)

Anonymous said...

OH AND BY THE WAY MIKE, I THINK YOUR $#@%&* WEBSITE IS BETTER THAN HIS BY FAR! THE "MAN" CAN'T WRITE.

Your Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Yo, maricon, you not in NY, you're in Reston.

Anonymous said...

I THINK THAT STUPID *&$#@ LOCKED ME OUT OF HIS WEBSITE. APPARENTLY, HE CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM. THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU (AND YOUR SITE), BECAUSE YOUR NOT GOING TO RUN HOME TO YOUR MOMMY (OR WIFE) AND TELL HER THAT SOMEONE IS BOTHERING YOU.

Your Good Friend,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

haha, I pwned your ass bitch.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Anonymous

THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU (AND YOUR SITE)
You like me Now Im scared.

Anonymous said...

OH YEAH YOU REALLY GOT ME. WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY BLOG,
"MOSHE SUCKS.HIS HUSBAND.CUM"
I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. IT HAS THAT NICE PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING YOUR HUSBAND, AND A LIST OF EVERYTHING YOU SUCK. CHECK IT OUT NOW.

Moshe's Dad,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Yo, big ass crack, where did you go? You not leaving town are you? I'm too lazy to go to Virgina but if any of you feel like giving him a visit...
Better turn off your computer quick puta, I'll have your address soon.

Anonymous said...

FUNNY MIKE.

Sincerely,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

He doesn't just like you, he's gay for you.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Moshe

Thats what I meant.

Anonymous said...

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT DUMBASS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF. IT'S, MOSHE SUCKS, HIS HUSBAND AVE. (IN)NORFOLK, VIRGINIA USA.

Your Dad,
Big Dope

Moshe said...

Don't look like no Norfolk to me, Reston VA.
No wonder you type in caps and thought that Marine Park is a park. Are all of you inbred rednecks that stupid?

Anonymous said...

OH GOOD ONE GAY LORD. I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE HUSBAND. GO HOME AND TELL MOMMY THAT SOME $#@%&* ONLINE IS BOTHERING YOU. MAYBE SHE'LL SHOOT YOU BECAUSE SHE HATES YOU ANYWAY. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT.

Your papi,
Big Dope

Anonymous said...

WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT MARINE PARK, I DIDN'T MEAN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DUMBASS, I MEANT THE ACTUAL PARK. YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID DUMBASS. WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY. I GUESS YOU NEVER STEP FOOT OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOUR TOO SCARED I'LL FIND YOU.

Moshe said...

The only thing a redneck like you can find is his mommy.

Anonymous said...

GOOD "CUM" BACK, DUMBASS

Moshe said...

Sounds like all of this is really turning you on maricon.

Anonymous said...

YOU RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, DIDN'T YOU, YOU $#@%&* BITCH. GO @#$% YOUR HUSBAND AND FEEL PISSED OFF.

Your Father,
Big Dope

Mikeinmidwood said...

So this guy lives in virginia and knows about marine park. Thats more than I expected from this brain dead dude.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Mikeinmidwood said...

Okay I think I have had enough this guy has got to go Moshe how do I get rid of him.

mikeinmidwood said...

I believe hes gone, now that I disabled anonymous commenters.

EndOfWorld said...

traumatizing.
I wouldnt call him a shark. Sharks are only for legitimate commenters. Troll was a good description.

Moshe said...

Troll is the official name.
Dude, install my script, then he can't even go to your blog, forget about commenting.

Big Dope said...

YOU ALL SUCK!!!

Big Dope said...

NOTHING TO SAY HUH?
YOU REALLY ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

The Babysitter said...

MikeInMidwood: OMG, 103 comments! But I wouldn't say their good ones, its equal to spam.

Sorry he messed up your great post.

Moshe: I hope you at least had some fun while you were arguing with him, otherwise that would have been a waste of time.

MikeInMidwood: looks like you succeeded in getting rid of him, that he had to come to my blog. But I'm not publishing his comments. So he'll have to go find someone else to pick on, somewhere else.

But at least he was kind enough to say this: "P.S. Sorry babysitter, they both disabled anonymous commenting"

EndOfWorld said...

Mike, why are you keeping the comments on? You can just delete them

sam the organizing man said...

yo mike nice goin' by stoping this anonymous guy

Mikeinmidwood said...

I did stop anonymous commenters but he went to the effort of making his own blog so I blocked him from this site altogether thanks moshe for helping me block him/it.

Moshe said...

My pleasure. Now if only blogger would finally make inline comments live and with subscription and preferably have it on same domain as the page itself, that would open up so many opportunities for so much fun. As a troll submits a comment, hijack his post and change it to "I bow before you my lord and master". Unfortunately, the inline comment form is currently on a different domain. :-(

frum single female said...

thanks for the mention.

The Babysitter said...

Moshe: could you show me how to block a blogger? So I won't have to moderate comments.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Frum Single Female

Anytime.

Jack said...

How about coming up with a name for this that isn't already taken.

mikeinmidwood said...

Jack

didnt know the name was copyright.

Jack said...

Shlomo, it is copyrighted, patented and protected.