Finally A Formal Post
Babysitter: A blog on babysitting and handling children. Usually gets into the psychology of children or parents in different actions. And at this very moment the babysitter is on a streak of "rights".
A Frum Punk: Made his way too New York recently and writes about meeting up with Child Ish Behavior and going out for somethings he couldn't finish. On his blog he will remind you constantly that he ain't from the flatbush area and that things go differently near him.
Frum In South Florida: Writes about her love/obsession with cats and other animals including mythical.
Frum Female: Is talking about her experiences with a big problem for Jews.
Frum Skeptic: Is comparing the Jewish ghetto to that of the Communist Russia. Also writes about things that have weird reasons and aren't logical for example men wearing sunglasses.
Insanity Now Serenity Later: Is showing how animals act when drunk (funny video).
Its UnbeLipable: Writes about Lipa Shmeltzer. and the site is the ultimate fan base for Lipa.
Its The End Of The World......-Syndrome: Is a new blogger and has been writing about bloggers and commenter's mostly.
Jacob Da Jew: Likes to write a piece of his mind on almost all Jewish topics the latest being Techi'yas Hamaesim (revival of the dead).
Jewish Comedy: Is in Israel and Turkey speaking for Nefesh B'nefesh. Also he did a stand up ranting (which wasn't :,( filmed). As for what he usually does is write a lot of funny things in the Frum community.
Lion Of Zion: Is your source for the correct way to lein with all the ta'amim. He also puts up news from Israel.
Material Maidel: Talks about some controversial topics.
Mikeinmidwood: Is writing this post and is having a hard time putting in all the links. Also is hoping for a better review some time later with more blogs.
Not Just Typical: Is praising his shul on its diversity. As always is making us laugh (or at least me) with random funniness.
As for all the rest of you I missed maybe its because I just didnt find much about you or you have left the blogging seen for good (the posting part). I really shouldnt have made a whole post on blogs if I dont know that many. Anyone agree?
My suggestions (and i hope they make you laugh)
ReplyDeleteI don't know if the laws of plagiarism apply to blogs but suffice it to say that there is already a Hevel Havalim out there somewhere. Though I don't think it is as good as yours. I think they are up to #4134 already.
Then again I was never a fan of intellectual property rights anyway. You're entitled to your vanity of vanities.
Thanks for the shout out.
Hey, my blog's address is
ReplyDeleteendofworldsyndrome.blogspot.com
your link doesnt take me there.
thanks for the review. pretty thorough-thorough because it includes me :)
check out
http://sporadicintelligence.wordpress.com/
she's also new and awesome
I was going to introduce myself, but EndOfWorld took the liberty of doing it herself, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnd hello everyone!
MikeInMidwood: I'm honored once again to be the first, Thanx so much! You did a great job with the description. That was too funny how you put in the part of the "streak of rights".
ReplyDeleteMoshe: I didn't realize you posted that video.
MikeInMidwood: I think that was the perfect amount of posts, you don't want 10 pages long cause then people won't be able to go through all of them. Plus you want to keep it to the ones you know, so that you don't have to wrack your brain thinking of what to write.
I Like this idea of a miniature Haveil Havalim, I think I may copy it at some point, maybe after my first year, I'll do an end of year thing looking back at the bloggers I've come upon.
Bad link, my blog's blog.ookamikun.com.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious about what you would write if I didn't post that video.
Thanks for the linkage.
sporadicintelligence, since you started very recently, for the good of your readers, switch to blogger. The free wordpress doesn't let readers subscribe to comments and that is very, very annoying.
I didn't even think to check if the link works, but since others are saying they had bad links, I checked, but it was a good link.
ReplyDeleteMoshe: looks like your asking for some reviews. I can write one up for you sometime.
Sopardic Intelligence: I agree with Moshe on that. Blogger is better to help follow up on comments.
I'm just wondering about what would he say if the last post was my programming post.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why people get the free wordpress, same with livejournal. If you have a site and don't mind doing the hosting and the administration, wordpress is good, otherwise, very, very annoying.
To those who I got their hopes up when they saw the link and then when they tried it didnt work so they broke down and cried. I am sorry but your links should work now
ReplyDeleteMoshe
It would go something like this
Moshe: is a very radical blogger who doesnt like uspsand he gave us a very descriptve account on pomegranate.
Dont kow why I didnt think of that earlier.
ReplyDeletelol, I'm gonna be one of those old people who sit on their porch on a lawn chair and curse and rant at everyone who passes by. :-D
ReplyDeleteNice little summation, guess I have been harping on about how strange I feel here.
ReplyDeleteMoshe: nah, I don't think your gonna be like that, you have some humor in you, not just cynical, so you won't be ranting about everything when your old.
ReplyDelete*chuckle* thank you, though I hope I don't harp TOO much on my love of animals.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link.
ReplyDeleteI would change the title from Havel Havelim, you don't want to piss off certain people :-P
"Likes to write a piece of his mind"
Isn't that something we all do as bloggers?
YO MIKE, WHATS WITH YOU AND THE BABYSITTER, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DATING OR SOMETHING? "Im honored once again to be the first..." SAVE THE $#@! YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. STOP FLIRTING ON THE $#@!&* INTERNET AND GET REAL. SHE IS THE FIRST ON EVERYTHING ON YOUR SITE, GET WITH THE *&%$#@ PROGRAM. OH AND BABYSITTER PULL THAT WEDGIE OUT ALREADY, PLEASE.
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
Hey anonymous chill out and leave Mike alone
ReplyDeleteHEY JACK JACK........SHUT THE $#@! UP ALRIGHT! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR *&$#@% OPINION.
ReplyDeleteYours Truly,
Big Dope
Looks like no one asked for yours either.
ReplyDeleteHEY MOSHE WHO ASKED YOU? GO TO $#@!
ReplyDeleteGO HOME AND $#@! YOUR HUSBAND!
Your Friend,
Big Dope
OH AND I LIKE YOUR PICTURE
ReplyDeleteSincerely Yours,
Big Dope
Mike, if you got his IP, I can give you an IP blocker script you can install.
ReplyDeleteor just disable anonymous posting
ReplyDeleteHEY, DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT
ReplyDeletehey anonymous take a chill pill if you dont like mike then get off the site
ReplyDeleteand you dont always have to curse
YO SAM, DID I ASK YOU? DO YOU WANNA PISS FROM YOUR MOUTH? DIDN'T THINK SO! SO SHUT THE $#@& UP!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Yours Truly,
ReplyDeleteBig Dope
How about you post your home address or are you a #$%#$? Phone number too.
ReplyDeleteMOSHE, BEFORE I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, SHUT THE $#@& UP ALRIGHT. AND AGAIN, NICE PICTURE MOSHE.
ReplyDeleteYours Truly,
Big Dope
So where do you live or are you too scared sitting in yo mama's basement to say?
ReplyDeletey'know you dont have to be one the site
ReplyDeleteHey chill out anonymous. Go to some other site and curse there.
ReplyDeleteHe can't. His brain can only process so much at once. The only way he'll be able to go to another site is if his mommy turns the screen off and then turns it back on so that his brain resets.
ReplyDeleteYOU KNOW WHAT MOSHE LETS SETTLE IT FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. MEET ME AT MARINE PARK AT 4:30 TODAY, OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED. AND BY THE WAY WEBMAN SHUT THE $#@% UP, OK?
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
Unlike parasites like you, I actually work. Just give me your address and tell your mommy to let me in. Not to mention that with your sub-par intelligence, I highly doubt you'll be able to find Marine Park or be able to figure out when 4:30 is.
ReplyDeleteAND BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE A JOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE ALL DAY FLIRTING WITH MIKE, AND FIGHTING WITH ME?
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
You're already where? Hiding behind yo mama's skirt?
ReplyDeleteMarine Park's big. Wanna be more specific.
ReplyDeleteIN THE PARKING LOT ON AVE. U.
ReplyDeleteA PARKING LOT IS AN AREA WHERE PEOPLE PARK THERE CARS.
A CAR IS A MACHINE IN WHICH PEOPLE USE FOR TRANSPORTATION.
FOR THE REST, PURCHASE MY BOOK "HOW STUFF WORKS FOR JACKASSES" FOR ONLY $4.99. MOSHE, IF YOU CALL (800)YOU-SUCK, THAT'S (800)968-7825
NOW I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE!
Your Friend,
Big Dope
you know what anonymous i'm on my way now. you got something else coming.
ReplyDeleteHEY WEBMAN STAY OUT OF IT
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Big Dope
And walked all the way there from home while typing? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteCan you chew gum at the same time too? So is your battery still good or did you run home to your mommy already?
What's wrong, you scared?
ReplyDeleteNO I'M NOT SCARED, I JUST DON'T WANT THERE TO BE SO MUCH BLOOD. AND MOSHE I TYPED EVERYTHING AT MARINE PARK. AND I STILL DON'T SEE YOU. STILL SCARED, HUH? AND TELL YOUR MOM THAT I'M PICKING HER UP AT 7:00
ReplyDeleteYours Truly(and Moshe's future daddy),
Big Dope
So for the last 2 hours you were there typing? So you're a hobo, right? Live in a cardboard box? Where you getting the electric for the laptop from?
ReplyDeleteThis sounds really funny and youre knocking my comments through the roof. can I join the fight Im in the mood for to kick some.....
ReplyDeleteHow cute, you saw it in a magazine you're lining your box with and what's left of your brain is hallucinating that that's where you live.
ReplyDeleteWELL ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO. IMPORTANT MEETING AT WORK, MR. TRUMP JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL. MOSHE DON'T GIVE ME A LAME JOKE 'TILL I GET BACK. SORRY MIKE I'LL FIGHT SOME MORE SOON.
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
Is Mr Trump the name of your pimp?
ReplyDeleteMOSHE GO BACK TO YOUR BOX AND TELL MOMMY 7:30 NOT 7:00.
ReplyDeleteYours Truly,
Big Dope
So what happened to 4:30 or are you afraid of your pimp giving you a whipping for being late?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the troll has slunk away to hide under its bridge.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I don't know who MikeInMidwood is, I only know him as a blogger. The other first I was referring to, was being the first one he linked to on his blog roll. Kind people deserve appreciation.
ReplyDeleteand Anonymous: just by writing symbols it doesn't mean you didn't say a bad word, so I would say watch your language.
Ok, someone has a major attitude problem. He can't be your real friend MikeInMidwood, is he?
I don't like that this anonymous person knows where Marine Park is.
MikeInMidwood: I don't think comments like these are good ones, no matter how many they are.
Moshe: I would have said don't answer back, that it takes 2 to have a fight, but I see its already too late. I missed all the action, while learning about Jewish text.
Moshe
ReplyDeleteYou nailed him
Babysitter
There is no way I even know this guy.Yeah I also dont like the fact that he knows where marine park is.
Ha!
ReplyDeleteMike,, when you get your own troll, then you're a real blogger.
Geez, 58 comments? WTF?
Nice bashing this fool, Moshe. I couldn't have done it better.
*takes a bow*
ReplyDeleteI wonder who it is though. Maybe someone from FB? Good thing I had many small fixes instead of one big project, plenty of opportunity to trollbate. :-D
Wow. Offline all day and you miss all the fun and excitement.
ReplyDeleteI love my description. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh look, the mental patient is back. Do the nice men in white coats know you turned on the secretary's computer?
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't it past your bedtime? You flushed your pills down the toilet again?
ReplyDeleteOH AND BY THE WAY MR. TRUMP IS MY EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYours Truly(and Moshe's Daddy),
Big Dope
Yes, yes, Mr Trump is the name of your pimp, we heard that earlier.
ReplyDeleteAND I'M YOUR FATHER. OH AND TELL YOUR MOM I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT!!!
ReplyDeleteSincerely Yours,
Big Dope
OH AND MOSHE WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BLOG, WHAT THE $#@& IS YOUR POINT. DELETE YOUR BLOG AND END THE MISERY NOW.
ReplyDeleteYour Papa,
Big Dope
P.S. I guess that make you Little Dope!
Wow! My first troll. Dont know what to do with him I feel so accomplished that it chose my blog.
ReplyDeleteIts like some sort of hidious pet that you dont want to feed and you hope for it to die.
and I missed the "fun" again...
ReplyDeleteI would say something, But I'm afraid to make an ayin hora, so I wont' say anything.
A while back I had a couple of trolls (well, one of them wasn't exactly a troll, he just kept propositioning me...I'm not sure what to call that. A stalker maybe?) Anyway, I got rid of allowing anonymous comments for a while and then when I put them back on, I had word verification. Means I get less comments, since people are easssentially lazy, trolls more than most.
ReplyDeletehey anonymous if you mess with mike you're gonna have to mess with all of us
ReplyDeletesuggestion: stop now before its too late
mak: if mike does that it wont stop anything he'll just write big dope
ReplyDeleteHEY MIKE I ALSO WAS ON MOSHE'S HORRIBLE SITE. DON'T THINK YOU'RE SO $#@%&* SPECIAL.
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
Thanks for telling me now we can hit you on his site too. @$@#$#%!@#$%$&%^*^&(@@* (randomly hitting shift and and nuber keys)
ReplyDeleteOH AND BY THE WAY MIKE, I THINK YOUR $#@%&* WEBSITE IS BETTER THAN HIS BY FAR! THE "MAN" CAN'T WRITE.
ReplyDeleteYour Friend,
Big Dope
Yo, maricon, you not in NY, you're in Reston.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU (AND YOUR SITE)
You like me Now Im scared.
Yo, big ass crack, where did you go? You not leaving town are you? I'm too lazy to go to Virgina but if any of you feel like giving him a visit...
ReplyDeleteBetter turn off your computer quick puta, I'll have your address soon.
FUNNY MIKE.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Big Dope
He doesn't just like you, he's gay for you.
ReplyDeleteMoshe
ReplyDeleteThats what I meant.
Sounds like all of this is really turning you on maricon.
ReplyDeleteSo this guy lives in virginia and knows about marine park. Thats more than I expected from this brain dead dude.
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ReplyDeleteOkay I think I have had enough this guy has got to go Moshe how do I get rid of him.
ReplyDeleteI believe hes gone, now that I disabled anonymous commenters.
ReplyDeletetraumatizing.
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt call him a shark. Sharks are only for legitimate commenters. Troll was a good description.
Troll is the official name.
ReplyDeleteDude, install my script, then he can't even go to your blog, forget about commenting.
MikeInMidwood: OMG, 103 comments! But I wouldn't say their good ones, its equal to spam.
ReplyDeleteSorry he messed up your great post.
Moshe: I hope you at least had some fun while you were arguing with him, otherwise that would have been a waste of time.
MikeInMidwood: looks like you succeeded in getting rid of him, that he had to come to my blog. But I'm not publishing his comments. So he'll have to go find someone else to pick on, somewhere else.
But at least he was kind enough to say this: "P.S. Sorry babysitter, they both disabled anonymous commenting"
Mike, why are you keeping the comments on? You can just delete them
ReplyDeleteyo mike nice goin' by stoping this anonymous guy
ReplyDeleteI did stop anonymous commenters but he went to the effort of making his own blog so I blocked him from this site altogether thanks moshe for helping me block him/it.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure. Now if only blogger would finally make inline comments live and with subscription and preferably have it on same domain as the page itself, that would open up so many opportunities for so much fun. As a troll submits a comment, hijack his post and change it to "I bow before you my lord and master". Unfortunately, the inline comment form is currently on a different domain. :-(
ReplyDeletethanks for the mention.
ReplyDeleteMoshe: could you show me how to block a blogger? So I won't have to moderate comments.
ReplyDeleteFrum Single Female
ReplyDeleteAnytime.
How about coming up with a name for this that isn't already taken.
ReplyDeleteJack
ReplyDeletedidnt know the name was copyright.
Shlomo, it is copyrighted, patented and protected.
ReplyDelete